This is a big update to a post I wrote all the way back in 2014. Travel isn’t all fun and games — first world travel problems are a big thing! Keep reading for a look at some of the (minor) things that can go wrong on the road.
You should feel sorry for us. You, sitting in your comfortable home reading this because of your healthy Wi-Fi signal. Bills, deadlines, jobs – these aren’t real problems, try thinking about what travellers have to put up with while out on the road. There are many first world travel problems — these are just the tip of the iceberg.
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People steal jandals (flip-flops)
I think I might have walked into a jandal black hole. I was just leaving the guesthouse to catch my bus to Kuala Lumpur when I realised my jandals were missing. I’m guessing someone took them thinking they were theirs, but it could be a chain reaction of jandal stealing that has been going on since the dawn of Cameron Highlands tourism. I had no option but to take someone else’s, which they’ll also do when presented with the same situation, and so on into oblivion (please don’t judge me for stealing! I’m pretty sure I took the jandals of the person who took mine, thus closing the black hole forever).
Clothes get wrinkly
My clothes spend a lot of time cooped up in a backpack. Like dogs that have been in cages too long, as soon as they get out of the bag they go a bit crazy and hard to control. If you are spending a few days somewhere you can give them a bit of discipline and straighten them out, but if you are on the move then you’ll just have to accept a lack of obedience from your clothes.
This gets quite annoying when you are trying to download the newest episode of Game of Thrones (old reference here!). A lot of guesthouses have only one Wi-Fi router, which is located at the reception area. It’s like the capital city of a developing country; the further you get from it the worse things become, until you reach the badlands where it’s chaos (if not having internet at all can be seen as chaos).
Sometimes guesthouses don’t provide towels
I carry a towel, but it annoys me when guesthouses don’t provide them because it means that when I pack my bag to go to the next destination, chances are my towel will be wet. Bills, deadlines, money – these problems are nothing compared to a towel making the rest of your bag wet.
It’s hard to take good photos when the light is poor
If it’s not on Facebook then it didn’t really happen. That would make a great premise for a science fiction movie, but many people think that getting that perfect photo and making everyone jealous of your awesome life is the whole point of travel. How can we make people jealous when the overhead conditions make our photos look bad?
Losing clothes to laundry thieves
I’ve lost (they were probably stolen) two of my favourite t-shirts during routine laundry operations. The seemingly sweet old women obviously saw something they liked, and now there will be two snappily dressed men (or maybe women) in rural Lao and Cambodian villages wearing my clothes. It’s hard to find a good t-shirt these days, especially in Asia where everything is either too big or too small or too weird or too colourful.
Fans often make really loud noises
I had a fan the other day that sounded like a wailing women giving birth. Fans in guesthouses are often really old. Some make annoying clicking sounds while some are just loud for no apparent reason. You could always turn it off but then you’d be too hot.
Water doesn’t stay cold in hot countries
Picture this: You buy a 1.5 litre bottle of water (or better yet you fill it up at a water station), drink some of it before going to bed (it tastes good, it’s cold) and then you’re stuck with about a litre of warm water when you wake up in the morning. Warm water never tastes good, but even though water is extremely cheap in Asia (and many hot, humid areas of the world) I can never bring myself to waste it.
It’s hard to find good syrup
Pancakes are the classic traveller’s breakfast – the “Banana Pancake Trail” says it all really, but the pancakes being sold to hungry travellers often come up short, and it’s all down to the syrup. Sometimes you won’t even get syrup (I’ve ordered quite a few pineapple pancakes only to find out I had to pay extra to make them eatable). The syrup really does make the pancake – I’ve even heard of some people carrying their own from town to town and I’m starting to think it’s not a bad idea.
Mangoes aren’t always in season
Mangoes are the perfect fruit, although their sole weakness is a big one – they aren’t always in season. I was recently in Nepal, and even though mango shakes and lassies were advertised at most restaurants, my enquires about whether I could have one were always denied. It’s a bit of a tease having them on the menu; from now on if a fruit isn’t in season they should erase/cover any trace of it on the menus and advertisements.
Mosquito nets are hard to set up
I’ve had some really annoying mosquito nets over the years – the worst was in a small town in Flores, Indonesia (Moni). I tried for about 15 minutes, but I was either really bad at figuring out nets or it was just too small for the bed. I’ve had nets that have taken me a while to set up, and as soon as I was comfortable in bed I realised I needed some water or something, meaning I had to undo all my good work. A lot of Mosquito nets have holes in them as well, meaning they can’t even do their core job properly.
Lurking (or absent) waiters
If you’re the only westerner in a small town then chances are your presence will be of interest to the general public. It’s OK, but waiters really should be more professional. I’ve had some just stand there and stare at me for the entire duration of my meal (I tried to talk to them but they spoke no English). I had two waiters do it to me in Singapore – I don’t even think they blinked. Absent waiters can be just as bad – it’s almost impossible to order food or get the bill sometimes. I’ll give you a tip… try and sit reasonably close to the action, because if you sit on the outskirts of the restaurant waiters will often forget about you (and all of that food you ordered).
Scarce power outlets
Like it or not, electronic gadgets have become indispensable for most travellers. A large number of cheap guesthouses haven’t moved with the times and only offer a single power outlet, or worse yet, none at all. Some people travel with multi plug adapters, which is a good idea if you can afford the space in your bag.
Bus stations and airports are often well out of town
This is a great way to make that seemingly cheap airfare or bus ticket a lot more expensive. Airports I can understand – planes are pretty big and seem to need a lot of room, but having a bus station out of town makes no sense. It happens a lot in Asia; I’m guessing the bus companies have some dodgy deals going with the taxi/tuk tuk drivers to drop unsuspecting tourists miles from their intended destination, and desperately in need of a ride.
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What are some of your first world travel problems? Let me know in the comments below!
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